In light of a new California bill that requires ongoing consent throughout any act of sex on college campuses, Dave Chappelle’s suggestion from a decade ago is more relevant than ever. Did a girl start sucking your dick without saying “Yes, I want to suck your dick.”? Better get that signature before you get them cuffs. Did a girl hop on your dick while you were half passed out drunk and start riding you without an exchange of verbal consent? Better push that bitch off and grab the Love Contract before you nut.
Because it’s only rape if the woman’s drunk, and if you were fucked up ain’t nobody gonna believe your drunk ass’ story that she initiated sex with you. So better safe than sorry, get her consent in writing.
I always laughed at that, but a lot of people forget that Billy Connolly was the man who played the dad in The Boondock Saints...
[A Popes Name] + [ (Half a Vegetables Name) (A type of Measurement)]= Your English Name
ONLY in America. Many other nations let you keep the house you buy and you don’t have to pay yearly taxes on it.
I hate Property Taxes and believe they are ridiculous. They should be based on income if they have it at all. Even a real world approach of property taxes only based when you bought the house. This will help ease strain do to the usual inflation.
Checking to see if your drink has been tampered with is about to get a whole lot more discreet. Thanks to the work of four North Carolina State University undergrads, you’ll soon be […]
Tumblr hivemind too busy about stupid shit to learn about this excellence! This was so good I had to check to make sure it wasn’t “published” on April 1st.
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
Thank god most women have no idea about the secret lives of men.
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helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit
the hidden agenda
That’s just a greeting from Krampus.