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I had friends on that Death Star

gerrybaboona:

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD

You will never be mind fucked like watching this movie completely wasted… however… from what I heard… NEVER trip out on LSD while watching this movie…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiUt5HuW3xc

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

Creepy, the top words to the right of her almost look like shit as well “Shit yourself” lol Someone had given up that day.

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

Creepy, the top words to the right of her almost look like shit as well “Shit yourself” lol Someone had given up that day.

Source: meladoodle

To completely subdue someone you’d need more than a dish rag full… 

To completely subdue someone you’d need more than a dish rag full… 

Source: ForGIFs.com

I shall ask you to drench Germany with poison gas, and if we do it, let us do it one hundred per cent.
— ― Winston Churchill (via psych-quotes)

Tagged: evilpsychoracist

Source: psych-quotes

In which my dad learns about purses and jeans sizes.

castielleee:

My dad: Your sister’s crazy. Who’d want a $200 purse?
Me: She does.
My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
My dad: How did that start—I mean, why do women use them? Doesn’t it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
My dad: … Yes?
Me: What can I fit in them?
My dad: What?
Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
My dad: Doesn’t look like you could fit much.
Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that’s about it. That’s why we use purses—because we can’t carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.
My dad: I’m almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
My dad: … Aren’t yours?
Me: I’m a size 3.
My dad: 3 what?
Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.
My dad: What does that mean?
Me: I actually have no idea. I’m a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I’m a 5. I’m a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
My dad: Wait, it’s not the same?
Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand’s jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
My dad: That’s fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won’t care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it

This is the fault of the consumer.

If women would only purchase from businesses who adopted men’s style sizing, and lost major profits, they would adapt.

IF you say there is no store that does it, than it is up to you to invest in start ups, or create a start up, that does.

By you continuing to purchase from companies who don’t give a fuck, they will continue not giving a fuck. It is why so many products are produced sub-par in horrible conditions overseas.


Source: rcmclachlan

whatlander:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

image

Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

He married his pigeon.

Source: angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69

tuchesuavae:

fenisoffended:

This year’s STARS posters.

A race/ethnicity/culture/nationality is not a costume.

Ahahaha, ahahahaha, hahahaha! Dirndl und Lederhosen für alles!

Tagged: STARWe are not a costumefunnyDirndl und Lederhosen für alles!dirndllederhosenlaughloveenjoylifeenjoy lifestop the hatepass the beerbierbeerbavariaaustriagermanyschnitzelschnitzel on a stickstfu

Source: fenisoffended

bunnywith:

pleatedjeans:

Disney is a Magical Place (30 Pics)

THE FIRST PICTURE. THE LOVE ON THAT TODDLER’S FACE.

Disney isn’t a magical place, the people who actually love doing this for the kids, every day, in miserable weather, are the magical ones.

Source: pleatedjeans

mr-booty:

playazindaback:

shit-thatblows:

i need this

my family needs this, because of me.

I would be so desperate for ice cream I would just either cut a hole in the bottom or stab its side until I could eat it from there.

99 Cent box cutter slid across the bottom of the lock through the carton will leave the ice cream perfect,bottom part of the carton, and of course the lock, gone.

mr-booty:

playazindaback:

shit-thatblows:

i need this

my family needs this, because of me.

I would be so desperate for ice cream I would just either cut a hole in the bottom or stab its side until I could eat it from there.

99 Cent box cutter slid across the bottom of the lock through the carton will leave the ice cream perfect,bottom part of the carton, and of course the lock, gone.

saltysojourn:

"Mascot" “Reservation High School. Home of the Land Stealing Pale Faces” Artist: Phil Hands, 2013

Sadly, the indigenous people also killed and stole land from each other,  the archeological records indicate this. So we can knock that off since it’s the pot calling the kettle black. They also committed genocide in the pre-columbus era.  Should also mention that they also owned slaves in North America in the pre-columbus era. I personally wouldn’t care if there was a team called the Pale Faces.

saltysojourn:

"Mascot"

“Reservation High School. Home of the Land Stealing Pale Faces”

Artist: Phil Hands, 2013

Sadly, the indigenous people also killed and stole land from each other,  the archeological records indicate this. So we can knock that off since it’s the pot calling the kettle black. They also committed genocide in the pre-columbus era.  Should also mention that they also owned slaves in North America in the pre-columbus era.

I personally wouldn’t care if there was a team called the Pale Faces.

Source: saltysojourn