I shall ask you to drench Germany with poison gas, and if we do it, let us do it one hundred per cent.
My dad: Your sister’s crazy. Who’d want a $200 purse?
Me: She does.
My dad: What is it with ladies purses, anyway?
Me: (glancing at my purse) What do you mean?
My dad: How did that start—I mean, why do women use them? Doesn’t it get tiring carrying a bag around all the time?
Me: (stands up and turns around) See those pockets?
My dad: … Yes?
Me: What can I fit in them?
My dad: What?
Me: How many things do you think I could fit in my pockets? Honestly. How many things?
My dad: Doesn’t look like you could fit much.
Me: A pack of Orbit, some folded bills, and that’s about it. That’s why we use purses—because we can’t carry our shit in our pockets like you do.
My dad: But I can fit my wallet, my keys, and my cigarettes in my pockets!
Me: And your jeans also fit the way they should.
My dad: I’m almost afraid to ask, but what do you mean?
Me: Your jeans are sized by, what, your inseam and waist, right?
My dad: … Aren’t yours?
Me: I’m a size 3.
My dad: 3 what?
Me: No, just a 3. A size 3.
My dad: What does that mean?
Me: I actually have no idea. I’m a size 3 in these jeans. In some other jeans, I’m a 5. I’m a 7 in my favorite pair of shorts.
My dad: Wait, it’s not the same?
Me: Nope. A size 3 in one brand’s jeans is completely different from a size 3 in another brand.
My dad: That’s fucking stupid! How do you shop for them?!
Me: With great difficulty. This is why when you ask me what I did during the week and despite the fact I know you won’t care I sometimes tell you I found a pair of jeans. Because finding a pair of jeans that fit and fit well is like finding the Holy Grail with your name encrusted in diamonds on it
This is the fault of the consumer.
If women would only purchase from businesses who adopted men’s style sizing, and lost major profits, they would adapt.
IF you say there is no store that does it, than it is up to you to invest in start ups, or create a start up, that does.
By you continuing to purchase from companies who don’t give a fuck, they will continue not giving a fuck. It is why so many products are produced sub-par in horrible conditions overseas.
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
He married his pigeon.
This year’s STARS posters.
A race/ethnicity/culture/nationality is not a costume.
Ahahaha, ahahahaha, hahahaha! Dirndl und Lederhosen für alles!
THE FIRST PICTURE. THE LOVE ON THAT TODDLER’S FACE.
Disney isn’t a magical place, the people who actually love doing this for the kids, every day, in miserable weather, are the magical ones.
i need this
my family needs this, because of me.
I would be so desperate for ice cream I would just either cut a hole in the bottom or stab its side until I could eat it from there.
99 Cent box cutter slid across the bottom of the lock through the carton will leave the ice cream perfect,bottom part of the carton, and of course the lock, gone.
“Reservation High School. Home of the Land Stealing Pale Faces”
Artist: Phil Hands, 2013
Sadly, the indigenous people also killed and stole land from each other, the archeological records indicate this. So we can knock that off since it’s the pot calling the kettle black. They also committed genocide in the pre-columbus era. Should also mention that they also owned slaves in North America in the pre-columbus era.
I personally wouldn’t care if there was a team called the Pale Faces.
Hmm, the lot they are filming at?
and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”
i need you to check your privilege
and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty
Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;
>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves
I love that there’s a blog called “this is white culture” that is solely devoted to bad things white people did, not their cultures at all. So I guess I can make a blog called “this is black culture” and post gang and crime records and that’s 100% okay. Or “this is Muslim culture” and make it all about terrorism.
But wait, you cry. Not all black people are criminals and not all Muslims are terrorists. That’s unfair! And racist!
WELL GOLLY GEE DO YOU THINK SO? Because saying that all white people are responsible for the Atlantic slave trade sounds pretty racist to me, given that, you know, that was between the African slaveholders and the British and Americans and had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my ancestors, who were incredibly poor farmers and serfs from Ireland and Lithuania who had to flee to America at around the turn of the century (by which time slavery had already been abolished in the US) because they were being treated like slaves. Even if they had been living in America at the time when slavery was legal they wouldn’t have been able to afford a slave; in fact they probably would have been working with them in the fields and treated about the same, since the first slaves in America were actually white serfs. But please, tell me more about how dirty my hands are because of circumstances surrounding my birth that I could not control and continue to treat me differently based on the color of my skin without actually knowing anything about my heritage, I’m sure that isn’t racist at all!
Black people owned black people too, just ask Anthony Johnson, a former slave, who became America’s first legal slave owner.
I remember when they first invented chocolate…
This picture just makes me want to scream FATALITY!
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