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I had friends on that Death Star

sjwstupidity:

In light of a new California bill that requires ongoing consent throughout any act of sex on college campuses, Dave Chappelle’s suggestion from a decade ago is more relevant than ever.  Did a girl start sucking your dick without saying “Yes, I want to suck your dick.”?  Better get that signature before you get them cuffs.  Did a girl hop on your dick while you were half passed out drunk and start riding you without an exchange of verbal consent?  Better push that bitch off and grab the Love Contract before you nut.

Because it’s only rape if the woman’s drunk, and if you were fucked up ain’t nobody gonna believe your drunk ass’ story that she initiated sex with you.  So better safe than sorry, get her consent in writing.

Source: sjwstupidity

cubedborg:

Problem solved

I always laughed at that, but a lot of people forget that Billy Connolly was the man who played the dad in The Boondock Saints...

cubedborg:

Problem solved

I always laughed at that, but a lot of people forget that Billy Connolly was the man who played the dad in The Boondock Saints...

Source: cubedborg

How to Get an English sounding name in a few simple steps:

[A Popes Name] + [ (Half a Vegetables Name) (A type of Measurement)]= Your English Name

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anarchidealist:

kv96ic28:

ONLY in America.  Many other nations let you keep the house you buy and you don’t have to pay yearly taxes on it.

mmm freedom.

I hate Property Taxes and believe they are ridiculous. They should be based on income if they have it at all. Even a real world approach of property taxes only based when you bought the house. This will help ease strain do to the usual inflation. 

anarchidealist:

kv96ic28:

ONLY in America.  Many other nations let you keep the house you buy and you don’t have to pay yearly taxes on it.

mmm freedom.

I hate Property Taxes and believe they are ridiculous. They should be based on income if they have it at all. Even a real world approach of property taxes only based when you bought the house. This will help ease strain do to the usual inflation. 

Source: kv96ic28

Four students invented nail polish that detects date rape drugs | Science! | Geek.com →

Tumblr hivemind too busy about stupid shit to learn about this excellence! This was so good I had to check to make sure it wasn’t “published” on April 1st.

http://hellogiggles.com/awesome-new-invention-date-rape-drug-detecting-nail-polish

Tagged: drinkrapefeminismstudentsawesomedate rapedrugdrugsnail polishnailsfashion

queencersei:

originpallettown:

So you can’t like Cersei Lannister as a character because she’s an evil bitch, but it’s okay to love Loki and Walter White?

People are fucked up in many ways:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolution-the-self/201204/why-do-women-fall-serial-killers

Source: originpallettown

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

Source: best-of-memes

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

Thank god most women have no idea about the secret lives of men. 

Source: birdluvr1993

psych2go:

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psych2go:

For more posts like these, go visit psych2go

Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

Fact submitted by: mental-health-advice

Post made by: haibeana

Source: psych2go

surprisebitch:

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

the hidden agenda

That’s just a greeting from Krampus.

surprisebitch:

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

the hidden agenda

That’s just a greeting from Krampus.

Source: dubstepfordads